hey mtv, welcome to my snog. my name is bonnie, not living up to the meaning of my name, from shitty portsmouth. my nose is over sized, the brows are different shapes and i swear i'm an albino with brown hair. my eyes change colour and I like food, hot men and taking ugly pictures of myself and sending them to my parents to remind them that they're daughter's a sexy mother fucker. Like you can't beat a nice big cup of dr pepper and a kfc! i have a strange liking for unicorns and mermaids idk. Cats make me feel sick, unless they're really cute ginger kittens (but that situation rarely occurs). confidence, dimples and jawlines are sexy. I don't like many people but if you like PEACE then i'll probably like you, but i'm not making any promises. guitars and ukuleles are hot and if you're Irish, i'll automatically marry you! curly hair is my life. if you're not funny, then i already dislike you and if you dislike sarcasm then you can just fuck off. my ambition in life is to grow an afro and become black.
don't ask me to video chat with you. i'll be sick on your face.

if you read this write 'I'm a cunt'